A benefit of having a hoarder habit? When you throw a monitor out of the window it’s OK, kinda. Because you have another one in the basement. Or if you’re like me, two.

Which you will need—but probably not have—if you react to the following video like I did. I actually can’t get through the whole thing.

Via this auction. I don’t get it. I mean, I guess I get it, tough guys love Jesus and want to represent both sides of their admittedly complex (two parts!) personas. But isn’t there something in that dusty ol’ book about humility? Or meekness? Or something like that?

I bet they sell them to these guys.

The passive-aggressive will inherit the Earth

So, I went to fire up “CreepShow” on Netflix Watch It Now, and was presented with this anachronism:

Dude, where’s my relevance?

What’s going on here? Did Netflix just grab some old late-night cable run of CreepShow? I’m not even viewing it on television. And doesn’t streaming over the Internet count as “other use,” and potentially “copying?” Also, look at how warped those horizontal bars are. It’s like Netflix duped this from an aging VHS copy that someone taped off of USA’s “Up All Night” in 1992.